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Some of the world’s funniest puns

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What is a pun?

If you don’t know already, you don’t need this info, but for those that would like to know, a pun is a joke exploiting the different possible meanings of a word or the fact that there are words that sound alike but have different meanings. Puns are used to create humor and sometimes require a large vocabulary to understand. They have long been used by comedy writers, such as William Shakespeare, Oscar Wilde, and George Carlin.

…so William was a comedy writer too.. Hmmm…

Puns could be fun, so i’ve compiled a collection of some of the funniest puns I’ve come across. Feel free to have a laugh, and please don’t forget to leave a comment on the meanings of these puns.

10 funniest puns (from votes by punoftheday.com)

  1. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
  2. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
  3. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
  4. It’s not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn’t have the balls to do it.
  5. I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
  6. I’m glad I know sign language, it’s pretty handy.
  7. I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
  8. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said ‘Keep off the Grass’.
  9. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
  10. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

If you want more really funny puns, they join me at punoftheday.com where you can get a pun a day for free.

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